Cats Have No Lord

Flying Things

A wise man once said we don't have enough flying carpets in dungeons.

Well I'm here to fix that.

d10 types of flying things

  1. Carpet - Holds up to 4 people. Really nice silk with patterns of dragons weaving their tails together.

  2. Wardrobe - Holds up to 6 people inside with doors closed. You can't see where you're going. Do you trust this thing?

  3. Table - Holds up to 8 people. Only lets you sit on the underside. Wants to keep the top clean for dinner. Can produce a full meal and table settings at will three times per day - looks nice but tastes terrible, tables don't know what food tastes like.

  4. Bookshelf - Holds 4 people, but you have to cram yourself into the shelves. Has an innate sense where to find useful books within 1 mile.

  5. Chest - Holds 1 person. Can go underwater safely if you close it up, it's like a plant and breathes out oxygen inside the chest. But you've got moist chest breath on you the whole time.

  6. Pillow - Holds 2 people. Very soft, but hard to stay on at high speeds. Good for hard landings though.

  7. Candelabra - Holds 1 person. Or, rather, you hold it. It's a normal size candelabra. You fly around dangling below it. Don't let go.

  8. Cauldron - Holds 4 people. Thick metal serves as armor if you duck down inside. But it's always full of soup. Tasty soup, yes, but you have to sit in it to fly.

  9. Armchair - Holds 1 person. Or 2 people if someone sits on your lap. Maybe more if you're really careful and all hold on tight.

  10. Chaise Lounge - Holds 1 person. But you have to recline seductively on it or it won't go anywhere. Constantly offers to take you to the nearest artist to have your odalisque painted.